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"Mind if i kill you? CAN'T HEAR YOU! *blam*"
~Ryuutaros, Kamen Rider Den-o
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Shredder and Krang are totally married. Examples--
"Shredder! When are you going to get me a body?!"
"Shredder! You promised me a body!"
And Shredder always says he'll work on it after he defeats the Turtles. Krang is so his wife.
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"There's a reason I have a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head." -Franklin sherman
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Shredder and Krang are totally married. Examples--
"Shredder! When are you going to get me a body?!"
"Shredder! You promised me a body!"
And Shredder always says he'll work on it after he defeats the Turtles. Krang is so his wife.
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